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sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
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44,543 notes“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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87,441 notesI’m not a morning person
I’m not even an afternoon person
I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm
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one time my boyfriend cracked an egg and it looked just like a fish
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